A blackhole in Neasden

Cornelius Plant was looking for his garden tools when he finds a blackhole in his backyard. Eager to get his new garden tools back he plunges into the blackhole. After discovering a new world and finds out that humans ( homo sapiens ) were normally called homo televisionicus he decides to live there. The philosopher and his family stays there eating only salary. The strange is that there pet Beagle can talk and has great intelligence. None of their families has seen the people here but one day a royal invite was sent to Cornellius Plant's son ......... and everything got alot wierder.