HAHAHAHA! Hansome MJ's Super poem!!!!
Have you ever seen a Vampire?
Red-eyed, keen fanged and black coated?

Have you ever seen a postman?
Ponderous bag carried, envelope holded and uniform clad?

Have you ever seen a sculpture?
Stone bodied, cold skinned and no brained?

Have you ever seen a elephant?
White tusked, rough skinned and entensive eared?

Have you ever seen Mr.Pollicutt?
Fat contained, armpit smelled and terrible faced?

*The last one is definately true................