The Day My Bum Went Psycho!

This book is about a boy called Zack Freeman. He's an ordinary boy, except that throughout his whole life, his butt has been annoying him.(no,seriously,his butt detaches and starts fooling around!

Anyway,His bum runs off at midnight and rallies up a whole lot of bums to serve the 'almighty' Great White Bum whose plans are (unknown to the bums) world domiantion. After Zack sees all that, he runs down the street. Soon after he is ambushed by cluster bums he fall into a drain and meets a very vain bum called: 'The prince' and his clumsy sidekick, Maurice.

Just as Maurice tries to torture Zack, A Bum-fighter called Eleanor comes to his rescue and shoots the bums with staples, drawing pins and rusty nails. Eleanor leads Zack to her bummobile and go off on various adventures with the famous B-team(The Smacker, The Kicker and The Kisser.You can guess what they do to bums!) They travel to the great windy desert, Took down the Stenchgantor(the Smelliest bum EVER)with a pair of stinky socks, crossed the Sea of bums (not to mention gettting trapped by siren bums) and they finally reach the bumcano to defeat the Great White Bum!

Unfortunately, The Kisser betrayed them and pushed The Smacker and The Kicker off the cliff! The B-team's old friend, Ned Smelly, tries to help them but The Kisser kills him too! The Kisser thinks that bums are not evil, which he starts rambling about.... He lowers himself to the crater of maggots ( filled with disgusting mushy liquid, courtesy of the bums that Zack's bum rallied)

and starts to stroke them and cuddle them. (?!) However, the maggots, hungry for The Kisser's love, drags him down. The Kisser calls for Zack and Eleanor's help, but got sucked in before anyone could do anything.

The Great White Bum appears, so does the Legendary Bum Hunter,Silas Sterne.(Eleanor's dad) Silas offers Zack his harpoon and asks him to shoot 'that giant white butt' which he scores a bulls eye! The Great White bum calls for his 'army' to help, but Zack's bum finds out the truth and shuns The Great White Bum.

Somehow, Zack's bum flies into the so-called lake, which Zack rescues him from.The Great White bum gets mad and tries to escape to a hiding place to plan his schemes but gets stuck in the crater hole. :/ Zack offers to light up the bumcano with a match (Flame + Tons of methane gas= BOOM!!!) while the others escape. Therefore he is nominated for the hall of fame. When Zack lights the match, the WHOLE bumcano goes kablooi and The (so-called invincible) Great White bum flies into space. Zack survives by making a parachute of The Great White Bum's skin.

After the ordeal, they go to Ned Smelly's house (The Smacker and The Kicker were rescued) To PARTY!!

The End. Thanks for reading!